ETS Recruiting Announcement & War Update!!
Are you tired of getting lost in the thick forests of the Living Land while fighting Baruk Kaah because your GPS randomly stops working? Have you looked death at the eyes of a troll while in Aysle and you tried to cast a killing curse and all that happened was some sparkles leapt from your fingertips and you almost died? Yet does the thrill of adventure run through your blood? We have the place for you!!
Throw away your machine gun and pick up something much cooler…A ray gun with its very own accessory….a Jet Pack!! Why walk when you can fly? Why have a weapon that jams up when sand gets into it? Have you ever watched cartoons on TV and saw a hero do something totally amazing and now you can as well!! What more as a Storm Knight do you need? If weird science and super powers are your thing then slide on over to our latest video, Nile Empire and learn all about it!! For those that have yet to adventure into the land of Aysle and are interested take a peek and see our educational video about this fun land of magic and dragons. Who doesn’t like dragons??
In top secret news, we will be hacking into the Godnet this weekend to remove the Gaunt Man’s face off our social media. For too long Cyberpope Jean-Malreaux I has been allowed to create havoc online, but no more. In its place we will be putting up our logo that will inspire others that have always dreamed of becoming a Storm Knight yet were afraid to. No longer will anyone be afraid of the High Lords or their minions! Come join us and we will band together as we go ‘Exploring the Storm’ that has invaded our world and take it back, ripping up one stelae at a time!!
You can join our fight by going to any of our social media channels by following and subscribing, sharing and liking. Only with your help can we defeat the evil High Lords that have invaded and plague our world.
This is our call to arms…..We need you!
ETS Group